Milpitas Golfland (MGL)

I would also like to add that their stuff gets damaged. A lot. Recently, their Drummania machine has been breaking a lot, turntables have been removed from their Beatmania machine, and a button has been removed from their Guitar Freaks machine.

by dj gs68 May 14, 2003

golfie

a woman who would look good in a short skirt

“She’s a golfie for sure”

by kakabw January 16, 2020

golftastic

A word combining golf and fantastic.

1. That Par 5 was golftastic!
2. I stroke several times while minigolfing, but can't get it in thehole very golftastically...
3. I put my balls in the ballwasher after they went in the sand and they came out golftastic!
4. You grip that shaft golftastically.

by _Robalicious_ April 18, 2009

golfarrhea

The act of having diarrhea while golfing.

Nick was 5 under par before he had to run into the woods to take care of some heneous golfarrhea.

by backotrucker August 20, 2013

Golfing

lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.

Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

GolfClub Special

Where you get on your knees and pop someone's balls in your mouth like a golfball washer on a golf course

Hey why don't you bend over give me the old golfclub special

by deathpickl3 June 16, 2018

golfhead

A disease that effects people who never stop playing golf. Too much golf can turn you gay and this is one of the early developments. Golfhead applies to people who are actually, strangely, interested in the subject of golf and actually play the game. Those who have Instagram accounts dedicated to the unholy game have gone too far and have become full golfhead’s so stop it before it has escalated too much. People who are golfheads tend to wear tiny, pussy shorts and tend to be very self absorbed. They believe that golf is superior and need to be stopped and told that what they’re doing is just for the gays. Think of a golfhead as Louie Spence trying to impersonate Dwayne Johnson. Being a golf head is definitely not cool.

That boy’s shoving that golf club up his arse... must be a golfhead!

by Joe Cawthorn July 5, 2018