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glass monkey

A person who is addicted to Crck, Meth or any number of drugs consumed by smoking in a glass pipe.
"I was sitting at the red light and this glass monkey came to my window and asked for some change."
by J_Wizzo April 20, 2006
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glastonbury

A long-running Bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. The weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. Magic Mushrooms are popular there.
"Man, I got so fucked on shrooms at glasto"
by Naomi June 27, 2004
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GLASTOWND

When attending the Glastonbury festival and you get OWND by a thunder storm.
Haha, damn stupid hippies got GLASTOWND in their tents!
by Lugs-o July 4, 2005
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Personality Glasses

Personality glasses are glasses that a person doesn't actually need, but wears anyway because they think the glasses make them look cooler or smarter.

Personality glasses are usually either thin and stylish to make the wearer look classy, or are way too thick and out there in order to make the wearer seem edgy and interesting.
Example One:
Person 1: Wow, those are such cute glasses! I wonder where she got them.
Person 2: She doesn't actually need those.
Person 1: Ohhh, they're personality glasses.

Example Two:
Person 1: Look at that tool, those are obviously personality glasses.

Person 2: Yeah, you can tell by the way they don't actually have glass.
by Girl who actually needs glasse January 10, 2011
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Japanese Glass Shitting Table

A glass table that has dips in it for butt cheeks and one person sits on the table and defecates, while another lies underneath and looks up at the person shitting
Tater really wants a Japanese Glass Shitting Table for his birthday, but they are impossible to find!
by Shake it like a JO LO February 6, 2009
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George Glass

What's the matter, didn't anyone out there ever watch the
Brady Bunch? They were so "Groovy" & "Far-out"!
Anyway, in one episode, Jan (Eve Plumb), was envious of
Marsha,Marsha,Marsha, and all of her "Hunks" playing hide the sausage, meanwhile, she (Jan) wasn't very talented @ playing the "skin flute", So she create, (so to speak) An imaginary boyfriend named...
GEORGE GLASS
Jorje: Que passa my freng? Homes, that Jan is looking "Kaliente"
Pedro: Jew better chill Meng, ... You better not let George Glass hear you! I heard that he is one bad Gringo!
By the way, did you ever see him?
Jorje: Nah vatto, you?
Pedro: Nah, but I heard that he's so BAD... he can blow bubbles through bricks!!!
by mavros May 13, 2006
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Glasgow Kiss

"Yeah, i so gave her a "Glasgow Kiss""
by durpyderpadurpd January 1, 2012
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