fudge helmet

A cranial protective device into which a load of feces has been inserted.

Tom wouldn't stop towel snapping me in the locker room so I gifted him a fudge helmet.

by thewetyeti October 13, 2009

fudge packer

(noun) Someone who is has a body fat content considerably above average. It complements the phrase "chewin toffee" which describes a fat person's buttocks as he/she walks. Usually a female as they tend to have more fat on their buttocks.

Check that fudge packer, her arse is chewin toffee.

by cherylswrong February 25, 2011

Fudge-Packer

usually also someone who is a Chanh

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by Tyler April 1, 2004

fudge doody

Somewhat redundant term for feces. Used by children or facetiously by adults. May serve as a noun or an interjection.

Fudge doody smeared down the side of the toilet when I flushed.

Fudge doody! I left my rubbers in the glovebox.

by mr pinky December 28, 2008

fudge fizz

fart!!

i just fudge fizzed and everyone heard!!

by B.A.M.F.ie March 31, 2009

Fudge Smuggle

To engage in anal with one individual, then remove your shit-smeared appendage, and insert it in another individuals anus.

Richard Simmons is quite the fudge smuggler

by Derik McKickyourass December 18, 2008

Fudge Cluster

The excrement stuck on your ass when you don't wipe well

"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"

"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."

by joe307 March 13, 2010