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mud flap

A person whose usefulness barely extends past that of a tire shroud or bug deflector.
Can't you do any right? You're a mud flap! Now get me a beer!
by Bigelow October 16, 2003
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the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.

n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs
while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.
by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004
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flapjack

this is a sexual encounter in which the female is on top of the man (either riding or cowgirl) and the man is laying on his back and as she is bouncing on his penis, she rises too high and the penis slips out of the vagina and falls on the man's stomach, followed by the girl coming back down and flattening the penis against the stomach of the man.
Oh man my cock hurts so much today because the other day I got flapjacked by some heavy set broad.
by bison brum June 17, 2009
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Mud Flap

During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.
I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.
by Cadillac Williams February 5, 2005
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mud flap

that mud flap stole my bike!
by m c w November 1, 2006
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FLAPPA

Sum1 who talks a lot of shit
THE flappa wuz talkin shytt so i fuked him up.
by eazyd November 29, 2003
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South African Flapjack

When a man cums on a woman's bare chest while outside on a hot day. The semen is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.
While having sex on a deserted beach, John decided not to cum inside Veronica, but instead to give her a South African flapjack.
by B Kelly August 26, 2006
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