Jew Fingers

A person who after touching something makes it highly unluck for every person here after.

Dammit matt, you touched my Magic deck again with your damn jew fingers didnt you. Now this deck sucks.

by Jokers_Law February 4, 2010

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Fingers McGee

A Name Given to someone who loses two or more fingers in an industrial accident

Hey did you Hear that Steve lost a couple of fingers in the Meat Slicer? Yeah, looks like Fingers McGee will never play the piano again!

by Mr Fistinyous February 18, 2010

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It’s pretty self explanatory. You’re not allowed to finger yourself or get fingered for the entire month of February. To make it harder to complete, don’t masturbate or have sex at all. It’s a version of no nut November, but for females. Good luck ladies.

Person one: Are you participating in fuck fingering February?

Person two: hell no! I wouldn’t last a day!

by Let’s jump off a cliff November 30, 2018

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diarrhea of the fingers

Quickly typing long and excessive statements when others usually abbreviate - usually over an instant or text message.

"I laughed at Stan's diarrhea of the fingers as he typed two paragraphs to me over AIM."

by pixieJen February 24, 2007

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Cat Got Your Fingers

When someone barely types on MSN (or any instant chatting program). It takes them ages to answer you back.

Donnie: Are you coming with me to the movies?

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Donnie: Um, cat got your fingers or what?

Paul: Yeah, I'm coming.

by Oreo cream September 22, 2009

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