severe lack of female acquaintances

when an individual (generally a straight male) has a critically large lack of female acquaintances. these individuals are usually called out when they do something unintelligent.

Bob: Did u know that Jeff peed in the pool???

Bob-2: He must have a severe lack of female acquaintances.

Bob: fr...

by fortnitebattlepassenjoyer8845 April 28, 2022

guys who call women females

Weirdos who think they're "cool" or "alphas" most of the time they're lonely and have never seen a real woman like ever.

Russel Heartly: to pick up a female (or some call them mares) you have to...

Literally everyone: shut the hell up bro

Kurtis Conner: why do guys who call women females exist. We should burn them to the ground.

by Star.Mohddd August 23, 2023

female orgasm

verb: an orgasm occurs at the peak of stimulation during fornication. A thick bodily fluid (cum) releases from the two main orifices of the body: the vagina and the mouth.

It was so good i had a female orgasm, but I knew he didn't care about me- after he said, "Swallow your own cum, bitch!"

by Ursala Newman May 4, 2008

Female-Friend

A cold hearted manipulative creature that masquerades as a female human being. This creature likes to use people by nagging and whining about life to another person in it's life. Usually, the other person is an unsuspecting male human being. Sometimes the poor male may be manipulated to think this creature wants a dick, well, because we all know dicks can make people feel better. Other times, this creature will want to fuck the male and when the male is uninterested, it will blow it's cover. This creature always comes disguised as a religious mature woman who doesn't suck dick but in reality, it blows better than Mia Khalifa.

NiceGuy: Hey! This is Mary the church girl. She's my female-friend. She hates people who take alcohol.

WiseGuy: Hi, Satan.

by EricCartman July 26, 2017

hunter (female name)

hot, dirty blonde that dont like people that says they hate her. Can be funny and is very sport minded is single at the moment

'who is that hot girl?' "Oh thats Hunter (female name)"

by 123abcyouandme November 9, 2015

son of a female dog

Appropriate manner of saying 'Son of a b****.'

MAN steals cookies from a WOMAN.
WOMAN: Hey! Come back here!
WOMAN: You son of a female dog!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

female projects

if your single and your working on a girl to get with this way you can play the field with mutiple people and not do nothing wrong

dave:hay lad have you goten with anyone yet
ben:no but ive got some female projects on the go just looking for whos the best girl

by ben ingo December 7, 2007