Fart dominance

By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.

Fart dominance asserted!

by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018

oven fart

the plume of hot smoke that hits you in the face when you open the oven door.

I opened the door to check on my muffins and Wham, the fucking oven farted on me

by Chimmi chamba September 22, 2011

Fart Herding

The act of using flatulence to direct a particular person or group to a certain location. Often used (with little success) in a bar environment by someone who just had a Mexican dinner.

Friend #1: "Where did Billy go, he keeps disappearing"
Friend #2: "Oh he's over there fart herding that group of brunettes so they some closer"

by Cornelius Van Nostrom November 24, 2010

Mario Fart

The type of fart that literally sounds like Mario jumping.

Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.

by Shaiko McGillicutty April 3, 2012

Fart Bride

A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.

Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.

by Logibear May 17, 2009

Fart clap

When you are hitting it from the back and your partner farts while you are clapping there cheeks, which it makes a fart clapping sound.

Person 1 “Hey did you fart clap that girl last night?”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”

by Xuilzz November 30, 2019

fart powerpack

A device into which one can store energy, as you might with a regular rechargeable battery pack, but in this case the energy is one’s directly deposited flatulence.

I got myself a fart powerpack and have made a commitment to decrease my energy use by increasing my consumption of beans.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019