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Faringdon community college

A school in faringdon full of y7 chavs and little shitheads who parrade around like they are the dick of the bull,every corner smells of weed along with the numerous drug dealers in the school everyone is either a shot eating council house benefit recieving multiple kid having sket or a weird animal loving asshole i went there and now im in a drug rehab after being sold numerous amounts of heroin and fentanyl in history by the school bop im on the street waiting outside the school gates for my year 8 girlfriend
Guy1: where did you go to school
Guy2:fcc
Guy1: dude i didnt know you were from bangladesh
Guy2: im not
Guy1:same conditions

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by Suhmahdih September 6, 2025
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Framing

A term used in Baseball. When the catcher swipes his glove closer to the strike zone when catching a pitch to make the pitch seem more like a strike than it actually was. Usually used to trick umpires into believing a ball was a strike, therefore cheating the call.
"The catcher was framing the pitch to trick the umpire on all the strike three calls."
by thatonedude15 September 8, 2025
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power-famming

stimulating female genital area with extreme force.

using the vagina like a jar of mayo
Boy 1: "how'd ya get on with that girl last night?"
Boy 2: "lot of power-famming mate."
Boy 1: "Did she bleed?"
Boy 2: "Only a little, I've had worse!"
by oxocube91 April 30, 2011
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forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.
I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.
by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011
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dick farting

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
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creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm
by geez657 May 13, 2015
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caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.
After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.
by olbluejr July 8, 2016
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