california kelp forest

When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.

I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™

by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018

shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises

Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.

by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018

peanut butter foreskin

Foreskin that is covered completely in peanut butter

“yo bro i can’t believe jimmy still has foreskin”
“yeah ikr but it’s peanut butter foreskin”

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019

Auto Crime Delta Force

An elite group of mercenaries disguised as mild mannered NYCPD detectives; by day, one plays a hostage negotiator and makes a mean cup of dark roast. The other crunches data like a champ; can find an I.J. among a sea of GLA’s like no one else.

These warriors were kept on ice during the ‘Rona outbreak of 2020 for nearly two months. But when the palace came under attack in June 2020, the king called upon and mobilized these well rested, fresh legged warriors. Everyone needs a hero, and we have the Auto Crime Delta Force.

by 15plus1 June 15, 2020

You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor

guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"

by Boiling hot semen October 9, 2020

EGOTISTICAL TOUR-DE-FORCE

Nonsensical Cinematography term used when you don't understand a single thing about the movie, so you are obliged to say something faux-meaningful about the director. Originally used in late 1980's in Limerick, Ireland by amateur would-be film critics before spreading urban areas and thence internationally (BMC)

"I felt the film used a mishmash of several differing genres and tropes, but my main comment would be that for the director, it was an egotistical tour-de-force'

by BeeMacCee March 15, 2021