Floral Park
as much as all of you may hate that small mile by a mile universe that contains a little over 15,000 residents your fate determines that you too will raise your abercrombie wearing children here. you will inevitably drive a mini van with a sticker that says lax on it. and you will plan block parties. you will smoke pot with your friends even when you are 50 in your backyard. you will let your kids drink with their friends in your basement because that's what your parents and your friends parents allowed for generations.you will go to the bars uptown no matter how old and grey you get. no matter where i go or who i encounter i realize there is no place like floral park. the people are distinctive from the rest of the long island jappy crowd. i consider myself lucky to be raised in such a sheltered community. granted the drugs and drinking are a tad insane i believe it is a great place to raise a child, and you should too! so dont make fun because you will end up there, probably in the same house you grew up in. i for one can't wait to drive around that boring town and see annette and all the locals, everywhere else changes, floral park doesnt.
as much as all of you may hate that small mile by a mile universe that contains a little over 15,000 residents your fate determines that you too will raise your abercrombie wearing children here. you will inevitably drive a mini van with a sticker that says lax on it. and you will plan block parties. you will smoke pot with your friends even when you are 50 in your backyard. you will let your kids drink with their friends in your basement because that's what your parents and your friends parents allowed for generations.you will go to the bars uptown no matter how old and grey you get. no matter where i go or who i encounter i realize there is no place like floral park. the people are distinctive from the rest of the long island jappy crowd. i consider myself lucky to be raised in such a sheltered community. granted the drugs and drinking are a tad insane i believe it is a great place to raise a child, and you should too! so dont make fun because you will end up there, probably in the same house you grew up in. i for one can't wait to drive around that boring town and see annette and all the locals, everywhere else changes, floral park doesnt.
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