floozing

The act of intercourse. Similar to tubthumping, banging.

Dam dude, that floozing session last night was off the hook!!

by Dark Joker January 28, 2012

Floorface

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).

"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."

by kcrck October 4, 2012

Flood Damage

When a woman's body is damaged but her face is good.

Opposite of a "butter face". "That girl has major flood damage".

by J0NNY RAGE August 11, 2012

Floorsome

Kind of like floor porn. This involves the floor, another person and you doing really inappropriate things that can lead to STDs and babies you don't really want. Best to do this on a blanket.

It was 3:00AM in Chicago and I had just finished an amazing cherry slurpee from 7 Eleven. Chad was like "Lets have a floorsome and call it a night." I of course said yes! No one says no to a floorsome.

by DJ Scratchy Patch October 7, 2012

floor d'oeuvres

Food that hit the floor and is eaten anyway. Usually reserved for pets and small children.

"dammit, I dropped my pizza."
"let it go man, the dog is eating it. It's "floor d'oeuvres" now."

"What does Johnny have in his mouth?"
"Aww nasty! It's a sandy piece of cheese. He's eating "floor d'oeuvres""

by Altrag April 15, 2014

floor moth

A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.

Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.

by theorigitheoriginalpoptart April 25, 2015

flood texting

To send a lot of texts non-stop in a row until it gets annoying and takes over your screen

Karen kept on flood texting me last night so I left the convo

by azywayz November 17, 2014