facon

fake bacon like you buy in a jar or that you get at a cheap take out place

I eat facon on my salad. There was facon on that poutine.

by peders July 14, 2012

Facon

A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.

A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*

by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi August 17, 2014

falcone

Someone who buys cheap knockoffs of well known fashion brands from dimmeys.

Did you see her clothes?
They're so lame.
She's such a falcone

by ineed$ May 13, 2008

falcon PUNCH

The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.

Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010

Falcon Punch

The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.

John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!

Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.

by Big Ben Franklin December 6, 2011

Falangies

Fingers and toes

Dude did you break your falangies

by Immoregaythenyoulolgetrekt July 3, 2018

Fallon

Typically a sexy light brown haired- brown eyed and lightish/tanned skinned (depends on the time of year) Colombian girl with big tits and a nice ass. Fallon’s usually have a good sense of humor, and being around them you know you are up for a good time. If a Fallon takes you home to her family be prepared for loud Spanish conversations, and lots of dancing. Fallon’s are great dancers and are very tied into their culture,but act extremely white around non-Colombians.

A Fallon will care for you and take care of you and always be there for you it’s like the perfect combination: sexy, pretty, talented, caring , perfect wife material

Did you see that girl?
“Oh yeah that’s Fallon”
She’s so sexy I’m going to talk to her
“I think she’s Colombian, good luck”

by Sippyshit December 13, 2018