Failcrab

During a well populated match of Zombie Attack on Garry's Mod, someone who tries to get past a human barricade while playing as one of the headcrab classes, yet fails and just gets in the way. Usually seen in packs of 5 or more.

Man, get the hell out of the way you failcrabs!

by Prizzin secks January 13, 2009

Failcoaster

A ride that significantly falls off the tracks and fails to complete.

Wow, you just rode the failcoaster.

Here comes the failcoaster...

by rileysjr12 March 30, 2009

Failcave

A term you use when a person fails and you would like them to go away and leave you alone.

Go back to your failcave

by johhny1232211 April 9, 2009

faiclai

(n) pronounced: (fay-clay)
a slang term for facial hair, particularly very short or newly grown facial hair.

Jarred could tell he was overdue for a shave, as he could feel he faiclai on his chin.

by raisin bagel June 16, 2009

Failication

An application/program that is useless or has failed to do what it was meant to.

That iPhone application was a total failication.

by Kendjin November 9, 2009

Failcature

When an artist draws a caricature of someone and then it comes out looking absolutely nothing like the person they were drawing.

Person: Can you draw me?
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature

by LZfan229 April 25, 2010

Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.

Falcon Punch

by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010