Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.
by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019
Get the Evan Travismug. A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.
by JRE617 April 29, 2021
Get the ricky evansmug. by blind_squirrel June 8, 2022
Get the Evan Kowalewskimug. Is a beautiful girl that is strong, well rounded, and special. If you see her you will remember her, she is one of the most beautiful people on the inside and out. She is athletic and strong, she is very outgoing and funny. She seems nice but she is not afraid to beat someones ass. People usually are attracted to her and she doesn't notice and is kind of oblivious to that fact. She is smart and independent and no one will get in her way.
by Girls Rule!!! December 3, 2017
Get the megan evansmug. 
Billie Evans uses her titties as a weapon of mass destruction. She is the filth of the summer and her body is a picture of beauty. Her name in latin means filthy slut
by filth196 February 7, 2014
Get the billie evansmug. by Dmb April 18, 2017
Get the evan ricemug.