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Elephant Boxing

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.
John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.
by JGottli December 14, 2008
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elephant bukkake

what Ill Community poster Parallel Thymes would do for a klondike bar
"Parallel said he just enjoyed an elephant bukkake. Right, Parallel?"

"glug glug..."

SMH
by e2s wins again March 3, 2010
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Outdoing someone that was attempting to outdo you.
Like when Ashlee Simpson stole Fez away from LiLo and then LiLo banned Ashlee and Jessica from her MTV Award party and then the Simps went ballistic, banned LiLo from Jimmy Fallon's party and spread gossip about LiLo in all the celeb rags. Take that you stupid elephant!
by Stupid Elephant July 16, 2008
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elephant jockey

a black south african or indonesian mainly a derogatory term used to describe black people from the mentioned countries
by bannana man February 18, 2007
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Elephant

A schoolyard game occasionally practiced by inebriated or simply bored adults.

The object of the game is to swing your arm out in the motion of a swaying elephant's trunk and make sharp contact with the opponent's genitals. Only males can be targets for the game, making female participation undesirable as revenge attacks ar impossible.

The hand must be kept open, with fingers outstretched. Fists are considered bad form and can result in punishment of the offending party by stacks on or simple punching.

Extra status is awarded to those who achieve particularly difficult shots, such as hitting the very tip of the penis with the very tip of the fingers (which causes an uncommonly sharp pain).
Burgo's arm swung out like the trunk of a rampaging bull elephant. It was a blur, almost too fast for the human eye to see. Justin crumpled as the shock spread with lightning speed from his testicles throughout his entire body. All men within eyesight guarded their genitals and winced in sympathy.

This was the power of the Elephant. No man was safe from it's fury.
by Shampyon November 10, 2008
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Elephant Punch

A sexual act in which an uncircumcised male, while receiving oral sex, pulls out from his partner's mouth, and, in one movement, uses his penis to hit his partner in the nose while ejaculating on his partner's face
While watching election night results and getting head, Todd decided to go with the Republican Whammy, and gave Sara an Elephant Punch just as he came in her eye.
by Palinsluvr December 10, 2010
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elephantis

My balls feel like the ears of an elephant and me dic needs a hantis
by Dug February 2, 2003
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