A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.
John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?
Mark: What is wrong with this guy?
Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.
Mark: What is wrong with this guy?
Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.
by Daksa June 20, 2020
Get the Soberly Drunkmug. When someone falls for no reason, says something that doesn't make sence or shouts something randomly.
by beanie12xo December 23, 2008
Get the drunk momentmug. A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"
by AnitaTT December 6, 2011
Get the Drunk Textermug. Being so inebriated by alcohol you can no longer talk, walk or pretty much move. You are completely incoherent but you have not yet thrown up.
by RubyTuesdays001 August 1, 2011
Get the Charlie drunkmug. A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013
Get the functional drunkmug. When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.
"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"
by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016
Get the drunk as shitmug. Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.
Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.
e.g.
"Looping in Trevor!"
"Adding Mary for visibility!"
"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.
e.g.
"Looping in Trevor!"
"Adding Mary for visibility!"
"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."
by Rude Horse December 14, 2017
Get the Drunk Loopingmug.