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Soberly Drunk

A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.
John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger?

Mark: What is wrong with this guy?

Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.
by Daksa June 20, 2020
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drunk moment

When someone falls for no reason, says something that doesn't make sence or shouts something randomly.
I fell while getting books from my desk. I feel so stupid.

Don't worry. You just had a drunk moment
by beanie12xo December 23, 2008
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Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"
Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.
by AnitaTT December 6, 2011
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Charlie drunk

Being so inebriated by alcohol you can no longer talk, walk or pretty much move. You are completely incoherent but you have not yet thrown up.
Look at that moron stumbling across the street, he's Charlie drunk!
by RubyTuesdays001 August 1, 2011
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functional drunk

A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013
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drunk as shit

When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.
"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"
by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016
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Drunk Looping

Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.

Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.

e.g.

"Looping in Trevor!"

"Adding Mary for visibility!"

"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."
"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."
by Rude Horse December 14, 2017
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