doodie-hopper

The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.

'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'

by Albert Speer December 25, 2007

Doof

The area of skin between the ball sack and the grundle.

Sam rubbed his itchy doof with his index finger.

by Sammy Doof February 12, 2008

Doodie Slapped

main: something so unbelievealbe that the only thing more unbelieveable would be getting slapped in the face with a handfull of poop

alt: a major insult - to signify you are full of crap or not worth shit

literal: getting hit/ hitting someone with a handful of poop, or getting hit by someone who has just used the bathroom without washing their hands

"dude did you hear what happened to shawrty?"
"yeah she got doodie slapped by her phone bill"

by arj1n3d May 25, 2008

Doodie As

A word founded in Middlesbrough, UK, meaning "cool" or "great"

The gig was doodie as!

by enchantica February 8, 2009

Doof

Name of love given to a boy when he willingly screws up repeatedly, to signify that he is being stubborn but his father still loves him.

"Hey Doof, how about next time we don't take our $75 Buzz Lightyear in the bath tub?"

by Wordyman February 6, 2010

Doof

another word to use as an explicit word. substitutes for the f word.

"i wanna doof you" " your sister is so doofing hot"

Jeremy: what was for hw?
Jaime: the project thats like super important.
Jeremy: DOOF!

by riot shield smash November 23, 2009

doof

doof is bumcrap

It smells like doof in here.

You look like absolute doof.

by rheb October 24, 2009