dicklexia

a rare condition where you accidentally mistake one man’s dick for another’s

Sorry babe, it wasn’t cheating — it was just my dicklexia acting up again.

by xxsn September 23, 2025

Dickle

Lame ass girl named chassidy

You acting like a dickle

by Turtlehead02 December 16, 2025

Limp-Dickedness

Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.

Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister

by Psyrain June 9, 2010

Urban Dicked

Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.

John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!

by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013

Shit-Dickle'ing

When you are doing anal with a partner, and said partner has loosened up to the point where feces have begun their journey towards the rectum. Your "John Thomas" is being surrounded with anal butter essentially pickling your schlong. In other words, "Shit-Dickle'ing".

Man: Oh my god what is happening?
Woman: Honey, you're evolving!
Man: NooooOOOooooOOoooo!
Man: You're Shit-Dickle'ing me!

by Sollathar June 16, 2015

mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015

Whiskey dicked

To be given good sex after consumption of Whiskey. .

She came over and I Whiskey dicked her.

by Chocolate goddess April 2, 2016