doodspeak

n. using numbers and symbols to write in a different way.

|2 ''h3 3e$+ is a good example of doodspeak.

by Shot5times June 18, 2003

dook it out

When you struggle to make number two, a real knockdown, dragout fight that deserves a highlight reel if you are victorious in the end.

I ate forty ounces of steak last night and really had to dook it out. Catch all the action at seven tonight on ESPN!

by jordook November 15, 2009

Dookie butter

The mixture of semen and 💩 poop

Randy and Billie exchanged dookie butter practicing for the felching festival.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 7, 2019

Fortune Dookie

When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.

Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.

by Eman1187 May 7, 2009

What-a-dookie

A variation on the phrase, what it do, commonly used as a greeting, with "Not shit" being the only acceptable response.

Correct usage.
Me: Yo, nigga, what-a-dookie?
My nigga: Not shit.

Incorrect usage.
Me: What-a-dookie, nigga?
Square: Oh, nothing much.
Me: Man, that shit's wack. What the fuck kinda answer is that? *slap*

by Timmy McNignuts January 31, 2008

Dooka

Another description for poop, feces, crap, or excrement. Usually spelled with fifteen "o's" however it may be abbreviated when necessary. "Dooka" is usually used as an insult, screamed as pedestrians from a passing car. Pronounced "Ndeek" or "Doka" or "Dak" or "Doooooooooooooooka". Originated from Will, who is an eternal giner pants moron.

1. Used to insult a passerby - "DEEEK" or "DAK".
2. Used to describe object residing in toilet - "DOOKA".
3. Used in close quarters as an insult against comrade - "NNNDEEACK"

by Captain Dacker November 1, 2004

dookie howser

The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.

Ass to boob poop-fucking.

Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"

by Neal Patrick Harris, MD January 31, 2009