Don't Dick December

Don't Dick Decemberis an event in which those who failed No Nut Novemberreceive a chance at redemption. If however, a victor of No Nut November decides to not participate in Destroy Dick December, they can participate in a modified/harder version of Don't Dick December in which: any form of Nutting is prohibited, Wet Dreams and Pornography of any kind are prohibited, Boners are allowed so long as they are not intentionally caused, breaking a rule will cause you to fail. Those who complete Don't Dick December will be forgiven of their No Nut November failure. Should one complete both months, they shall assert dominance over all others who have not achieved such position and must be treated with the utmost respect, they will also be eligible for Cocktober and/or Hoevember in the following year.

I failed No Nut November, so now I gotta do Don't Dick December.

by CowLicker 2.0 November 4, 2019

Don Soffer High School

Shitty ass school run by old farts

U goin to don soffer high school?
yea that garbage

by Messi800 December 9, 2019

Don Kan'onji

1. Don Kan'onji is the world's premier spiritualist. In the world of Bleach, all worship and adore him and his Hollow-pwning powers.

2. The secret identity of the thinly disguised Kamakura Gold, leader/producer of the not-so-popular sentai series, Kamakura Super Heroes. (A blatant ripoff of Voicelugger).

3. The only person known to have successfully performed the "Golden Kan'onball" and not destroy their sanity. There is an unconfirmed report of Chuck Norris doing this also.

1. Don Kan'onji: "Spirits are always with you!"

Crowd: "Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Karin: No, I'm Red! I won't let you have it!

2. The world's premier spiritualist, he is imitated by Rukia and disliked by Ichigo, his number one student.

by Miles McCool March 29, 2008

don't get me fucking twisted

Don't play games with me. Don't get me confused.

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

by Drea B. September 12, 2013

Don't forget to bring a towel

An amazing thing to randomly say.

Don't forget to bring a towel

by Chr15 July 28, 2006

Don Dada

A combination of Don and Dada. Meaning the top pimp, the biggest player, and even one step above mack daddy.

"They call me the Don Dada
Pop a collar, drop a dollar if you hear me you can holla
Even rottweilers, follow, the Impala" - Ice Cube, Hello

"Who may not be original but still a don-dada (yeah!)
I'm gon' take this beat and flip it, I'm gon' make it hotter (yeah!)" - Nelly, River don't run

by Da Count September 20, 2005

don quixote

In a teamwork situation, an extremely irrational person, who takes charge of a project through sheer force of will rather than competence and leads it in a direction which guarantees failure.

Background: The Don Quixote of literature had a tendency to do extraordinarily stupid things without thinking them through. But people were loathe to try and stop him on account of his being a few cans short of a six pack.

I am officially referring to my project leader as "Don Quixote" from this point on. She's got the idea in her head that she, rather than the boss, defines the project KPIs. I'm going along with it because a good performance appraisal is not worth the next few months of my life being made a living hell by that crazy-ass bitch!

by Korgmeister April 2, 2005