You got bad credit

When pissing off someone, start screaming "you got bad credit"

Me: You got bad credit Yaso, you got bad credit!
Yaso: Who are you? Who are you?

by Autism_taco September 28, 2017

j cubed

Slang for a jersey ginger jew. A rare breed of people that are very misunderstood because of their uniqueness.

Timothy: J cubed is always in the bathroom jerkin it.

Steven: What do you expect? He's a jersey ginger jew.
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Kevin: Aren't there only a handfull of j cubed left?

Timothy: Yea,who would want to breed with a j cubed? They're so gross.

by j cubedd January 2, 2011

two men with one tesco credit card

gay porn.

man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....

by gayiwishiwas March 28, 2011

credit card rejected

When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.

I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

partial credit

To have helped in doing something.

1: Hey man, My band wrote a new song
2: Really?
1: Year
3(other band member): Partial Credit!

by sheeps February 28, 2004

cubed

Short, fat and squatty. All ass, and no body.

Man, that girl's so big, her height equals her width and her depth! She's cubed, yo!

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

credge

Seems to stem from the combination of the words cram, crack, or crease and wedge.

Noun: A narrow opening. Often used to describe areas of the body where there is skin-to-skin contact.

Verb: To slip an object in to a tight space or to otherwise form a bond with to objects (such as the spoon cuddling position)

Noun: Obese men have a lot of trouble keeping the credge between their overlapping belly and pelvis clean.

Verb: I couldn't sleep last night; my dog kept on trying to credge up under my ribcage.

by Steve Stocker October 12, 2004