cryptocunt

1 of a group of millionaire investors specialising in cryptocurrency pumps, who first got involved in 2013, made a shitload of cash and doesn't know what to spend it on.

Look at that rich and goodlooking cryptocunt over there. I wish I was a cryptocunt like him/her

by @thecryptocunts August 9, 2017

Cryptophobia

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money

Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"

by Davrot January 17, 2018

craptacular

oxymoron- when something is spectacularly crappy.
the ultimate expression of sarcasm

"I hope I don't fail this test, because that was be just craptacular"

by bgates April 18, 2006

Craptastic

This word is used to describe something awful or terrible.

I had a craptastic day.

or

That movie we saw last night was so craptastic.

by Tack Room June 26, 2008

crapture

May 21, 2011

Bob: Did you hear? That Camping guy said the world's going to end on May 21, 2011!
Joe: Naw man, thats just the crapture that he's spouting.

by 4th315t August 6, 2011

Craptastical

Chapstick's very own ghetto version of crapy.

What a Craptastical place, Craptastical Dave and his butt buddy Buster!!

by Bubba Jones March 4, 2003

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004