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crush depth 

Crush depth: when you have accumulated so much stuff that it begins to interfere with living. (a) It could be clutter, meaning stuff heaped upon stuff with no place to put it. (b) But it doesn't necessarily have to be "clutter." It could be the result of extrapolating the adage "the more you own the more it owns you" to its natural conclusion, stating that your joy of acquisition has turned into to the burden of maintenance / fixing things.
Honey, I can't take another Christmas in this small house. We are at crush depth already--there is nowhere left to put all the kids' junk!
crush depth by MNL897 November 6, 2024
Related Words

crush that 

Toronto slang for having/planning to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
"Mandem, sending you on a mission. CRUSH THAT."

Crush depression 

When you don't have a crush but you've consistently had one. Crush dryness
I'm going through crush depression because I don't like sam anymore.
Crush depression by Milk lady January 10, 2025

Crush-dance paradox 

When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out
P1:So how was yesterday?

P2: ugh. I got Crush-Dance paradox
Crush-dance paradox by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025

Hallway Crush 

To have a crush on someone you see daily in the hallway/ at school but they don't have any classes with you or haven't even had a conversation with you; you have no means to communicate/ you try to but fail
"Omg! My hallway crush is coming this way! Smile, and pretend you're laughing i'll make eye contact!"
Hallway Crush by doverdose May 23, 2014

platonic crush 

The feeling of giddiness and happiness towards someone you know without the romantic or sexual attraction accompanying a regular crush.
I love talking to and being around Max, even though a lot of what he says isn't true. I have a platonic crush on him.