crunchy knees

Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.

When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.

by buttsbot November 29, 2018

crunchyroll premium

a premium service that allows the buyer to watch anime with no ads and all manga with no extra charges for 7.99 a month

Karen: why are you always watching that anime porn?
Bobert: I have Crunchyroll premium for one month!
Karen: Stop wasting your money and get a job.

by Zeskimo April 24, 2020

Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

leap cruncher

A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.

1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.

by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020

sharp and crunchy

angry and easily irritated

"don't talk to her today, she is sharp and crunchy"

by Maren Elizabeth February 22, 2008

Physical Leap Cruncher

Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.

1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.

by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020