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Crocstopher

A short little midget named Christopher. He is really short. Very short. Too short. I'm serious he is like 2'9. Somebody help him get taller. Please.
Fat-fat #1: oMg iT'S cRoCstOpHeR.
Fat-fat #2: hE iS sO sHoRt.;,lkd3fjoie2lwkjcsax
by TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLZZ February 13, 2020
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crocsareedible

“ a asian
“crocsareedible sure is a asian
by crocsareedible February 25, 2022
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Crocsodile

A man of great stature, all the ladies faint when they see him. He is a bountiful man full of ass and charisma. He has tons of sex all the time, if you ever meet him your are legally obligated to get on your knees and praise him.
Crocsodile is the only true god, our universe would be crumbling without him he is a miracle.
by Robin Thicker July 6, 2022
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crocsexual

I love touching the inside of crocs!”
“Are you crocsexual?”
“Yes!
by Jimmyjohn’s 69 November 20, 2022
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Crocsie

“I can’t run.”

A person or a state of being where one is unable to run — physically, mentally, or metaphorically.

It symbolizes limitation, but also acceptance. Crocsie is slow, perhaps awkward, but keeps moving in their own way.
1. “Sorry I’m late... You know I’m a Crocsie.”

2. “He’s not lazy. He’s just a Crocsie.”

3. “Being a Crocsie doesn’t mean you stop. It means you go at your own pace.”
by Theo Kwon July 20, 2025
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Crocafagle

1. N. A large flying reptile of the genus Crocodylus, native to tropical and subtropical regions and having thick, armorlike skin, long tapering jaws, and the wings of an eagle. The result of genitic engineering.

2. N. A person, object, or event that
is the result of an accidental or humorous situation.
1. In florida, we visited Bush Gardens and saw some crocafagles.

2. Amber is a crocafagle.
by Colin Merry November 26, 2003
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Crockerage

Pronounced "Cro-ker-idge"
Used to describe one that constantly defends Brittany Spears, usually somebody that commits crockerage records them self with a video camera under a blanket of some kind, crying and screaming their sorrows to the world, which really doesn't care.
"You and your crockerage!"
"Chris Crocker is found guilty for numerous charges of crockerage!"
by Harley B. October 25, 2007
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