crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.

OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!

by Joantispam December 20, 2010

Crickety

A dark, shadowy place where bugs and other bad shit live.

Be careful! That crickety corner is full of spiders.

by CricketyChick April 22, 2017

Cricket

Shit Sport if you play it get off crack

If you play cricket you're probably named Andrew and your high on crack bruv

by theurbanmaster101010 November 17, 2019

crickethopper

the word crickethopper is a cricket and grasshopper created by the infamous bicons

look there's a crickethopper behind you !

by a bicon March 22, 2021

Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008

jimminy cricket bob

it's not actually a word, just something you can say when you've run out of ideas, a definite conversation starter cos people will be like WTF!

bob: so....
frank: jimminy cricket bob
bob: did you say my name?

by urbandick17 November 16, 2009

Beaver Crickets

Pubic Lice (Crabs) found on a female.

Last night, I was about to get lucky with the chick next door, but when I got down there, I could practically hear the Beaver Crickets chirpin'...so I went home and chirped my bird instead.

Man, that ho gave me beaver crickets and now I can't stop the itch.

by Ocean Recruiter February 25, 2011