Coloradon't

Douchey things you shouldn't do in Colorado.

Trent: Hey, lets get our Akon bumpin' and get a natty ice sesh goin on a mountain somewhere.
Brock: Hella word!

(Any self respecting individual): Shut the fuck up. Coloradon't you dare do that in my state.

by ican'tremember34 December 14, 2010

Colosi

An okay person thats kind of cool, bit of a battler but have immense knowledge of whats really important in life

Sam: Yo riley whats montana like
Riley: I dunno man bit of a Colosi

by stepbrothersfanforlife November 7, 2010

colorado corndog

When a man spreads a woman's butt cheeks and then poops down her butt crack and when the poop slides over her butthole he puts his penis in the girls butthole pushing not only his penis in but the poop as well.

Colorado corndog

by samuel dillybottom March 8, 2014

Colorado Elephant

When someones mother falls asleep with a dick in her mouth.

Watch you mouth dude, I rode the Colorado Elephant with your mother last night.

by Sircurlsalot August 2, 2015

color me fucked

A sexual act where a man or woman collects semen/ejaculate in their hand and proceeds to splatter said ejaculate on their partner in similar fashion to color festival activities

Woman: Baby i want you to pull out and color me fucked

by Cell_Dweller November 22, 2017

Color Guard

People call us 'Marching band Cheerleaders'. Then we use our oversized pole weapons to beat them to death and after you finish in a Flourish into a Giant.

Person 1- It's the Marching Band Cheerleaders

Person 2- Oh yea
Me- *hitting person with flag rhythmically to satisfaction* I'm in Color Guard

by Precious Warrior March 12, 2018

Colorado Cowboy

When a female initiates the reverse cowgirl position and 2 rotating drilldos go up her ass to get that ultimate cowgirl experience.

Marlene had a good night to herself last night and drank a two decade bottle of wine, then proceeded to give herself a Colorado Cowboy.

by doritoboy420mtndew4life March 17, 2019