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Chesticals

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals
A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'
by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009
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chemicalbrother

possibly the most braindead species on the planet

Illiterate gumby
chem: I am not Billy. I am chemicalbrother.

you: Fuck up Billy
by reptiles July 24, 2008
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Chemical X

Turns mayonnaise into a human form also known as trevon dusty ass
Wow I was just putting mayonnaise on my sand which now he’s HUMAN AND HIS NAME IS TREVON DAVIS! Chemical X must’ve got him
by Chemical X treo December 23, 2019
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chesticles

Those dangling access ports/catheters that hang from the chest of a dialysis patient.
It's important to keep your chesticles clean and dry, lest infection set in!
by Diana Tyler October 29, 2005
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chesticles

Female breasts.
Testicles of the chest variety are known as chesticles.
She has an exquisite pair of chesticles.
Her chesticles are hanging lower than her knees.
by David Andrew Oliver August 9, 2007
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Chesticles

Chesticles-A male version of "boobs." Of course you think "No, its 'moobs'." But no it's not. Chesticles is the male format of boobs of a healthy, young, muscular man with a great chest. Moobs are what chubby guys have like "Peter Griffen."
1) "Nice, check out the chesticles on that hunk!" ;D

2) "wow, Nice chesticles. Are they real?"

3) "How long do you work out to aquire such nice and manly chesticles?"

4) "Be glad they aren't moobs!"

5) "I wish I had some chesticles like that man. Mine are all flabby."

6) "Can I get a look at them chesticles? ;D"
by ~Krys~ July 22, 2009
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My Chemical Romance

A band that actually has the potential to be more, but unfortunately it is plagued with an unoriginal sound and an extremely annoying fanbase.

The band is popular largely thanks to their very overrated, accidental emo anthem "Welcome to the Black Parade". I thought this song was good when I was in sixth grade, but now that I'm older, I see that the song is overrated, annoying, unoriginal, and stupid.

Perhaps the WORST thing about this band is it's annoying fanbase-- made up mostly of retarded, angst-ridden, socially-rejected, 13-year-old emo girls. These freaks will run along the streets proclaiming "MCR saves lives through their music!!!111!!!111". Hmm, let me guess: you wanted to go out after dinner to hang out, your parents said "no", hence they didn't love you anymore X(, so you went to kill yourself, and MCR's music--in some miraculous way--managed to stop you? Hmm?
The following actual copy/pasted YouTube comments from My Chemical Romance fans demonstrates the average level of intelligence of an MCR fangirl:

Social D Is Good But My Chem Is Better You Dick Buisket Lets See You Make Awesome Music! You Cant So Fukk Of And Get A Life!!!

Dont like MCR? Get in line with all thee other bitchs waiting for them to give a single fuck(: Get a big harry one up your hating asses!! :D MCR betchs<3
by Stop Taking My Name December 12, 2011
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