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double chelt

when a man is givin dome/oral pleasure by two bitches at once, often outside, while the females are heavily intoxicated. Also known as a chelt munt or double chelter
Man, I'm just jones'in for a classic double chelter
by JerkGW November 11, 2010
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Chelise

a person that thinks highly of herself. Often dark-headed with dark eyes and lacking in height. Some boys mistake her as highly attractive, though she may be on the outside, she is not on the inside. Usually semi athletic, but is nice to tell problems to when you are down.
Shut up, you're such a Chelise!
by voldemort101 July 4, 2011
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Chelsea Smile

Placing a credit card into a persons mouth and then either stabbing them in the stomach or kicking them in the nuts causing them to scream.

Them screaming causes the the credit card to slice the sides of the lips creating a clown smile.
I gave that cunt a fuckin' chelsea smile for fuckin' me wife.
by Bilbin July 13, 2009
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Chelsey

A soulless ginger who dosen't like to shower. Often referred to as "wookie" or "chewbaccian," she looks to take over the world with her kind. Don't let her looks trick you, she killed Prince Castian, (the king's only son) and blamed countless people for it. She's also a fork. Not yet a spork.. not yet.
Chelsey, do you remember when I killed a hundred evil mountain dwarves for you?
by the blue freak February 15, 2013
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Chell

A kind of chill that is chiller than chill. It's so chill, that you should probably forget about even trying, because you'll never be that chill.
John - "Armando just smoked 2 bowls and now he's at Dobra, drinking some tea and listening to Sigur Ros."

Maura - "Wow he must be really chell."

John - "Yeah, he's the chellist guy I know."
by Pasdedeux February 21, 2010
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Chelsea FC

An English Team based in London.

1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manchester United rules.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.
by Glory Glory Man United June 19, 2005
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chelsea

a really sexy blonde girl with blue eyes, a tight ass and a nice rack.
by george<3 February 20, 2009
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