Blue collar hug

When you use the toilet at work and the seat is still warm from the last person that used it.

Someone just have me a blue collar hug

by Billiam Cosby January 23, 2025

Pink collar job

A sub working, usually related to pet play, that will service their owner in whatever they ask, such as carrying them certain objects in their teeth

Person 1 “yo, (dom lover to P1) made me lick her thigh sweat off for like, 4 hours last night. Pink collar jobs, amirite?”
Person 2 “TMI dude, what the fuck bro- I- I don’t know what to say to that… what’s her @ tho?”

by Lexithetransfem March 6, 2026

Blue collar blumpkin

A blumpkin preformed in the porta-poty of a job site on work hours.

“Hey larry sure is working better than he was before lunch”

“You havent herd? He got a blue collar blumpkin from sarah”

by Rubnutt March 7, 2026

Blue collar baptism

A drink made of 8oz of guiness, 8oz of colt 45 and 1oz of rebel yell 100 proff whiskey

Hey bartender lemme get a blue collar baptism. Been a long week.

by Tbm1031 March 10, 2026

Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.

My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

by Crodstick June 12, 2025

White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.

Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic

by Mike109999 July 23, 2025