Canecdote

When you're Canadian trying to tell an anecdote that will make you seem cool, but you're too cucked to deliver.

-Dude!! Let me tell you an awesome story, last night I was at the cinema and this giant titties girl walks past...
-LOL and what, did you fuck her?
-Erm, um, not really, I got nervous when she walked past me....
-Pfff, nice Canecdote!

by magic_mac July 16, 2018

Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.

"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

Canephew

A sibling's male dog. Portmanteau of Canine and Nephew.

My sister's new dog is a boxer mix. She asked me to watch him this weekend and how could I ever say no to my little canephew.

by MusicManSteve July 23, 2018

Canned Chili

A food that is both easy to prepare and super delicious.

I love canned chili

by nilethe146 August 16, 2018

caine

someone who won’t stop talking about their car
also very annoying

shit at replying

caine is a cunt, don’t be like caine

by you’re dead to me cunt May 15, 2019

Canye

Canye is a beautiful, yet very intelligent individual. She's quite outspoken and hard to understand at times but her intentions are always in best interest. Not only that but guys seem to be drawn not just her charming looks but her bright personality as well.

Bruh look at canye ova there, I want her.

by Puni ani May 16, 2019

Cane

It is a racial slur in Jamaican about how large there poops are

Wow that is one large cane

by Ilikepoopypoop August 31, 2019