Cartering

When you pretend to be nice to somebody just because you feel bad for them and you will half-heartedly agree to plans with them just to cancel then last second because you really don’t like them.

Wow, this is the second time you’ve canceled plans with me, you are cartering me!

by gurl u smexy April 28, 2019

Carter

A carrot forged in the deep aisle of a Japanese breast. This creature has no beginning and no end. Your cum, his feast. Your foreskin, massaging his toes. Your nipples, his fresh meat. He is a monster hell cannot contain. Sacks jiggle to the sound of his voice. His every step, a fetus is aborted. His arrival is your defeat. This 8-legged anteloped hog and is a specimen conquering every hole on the planet. People refer to this mythical creature as God's Erection.

My fetus is developing like a Carter. Meaning the fetal implant is being referred to as the lunar cycle of the fetal reproductive system, and release a failed egg through the clitoris hole and is proceeding to excrete buckets of 1% anal fluid.

by Coceater February 4, 2021

Ethan Carter

Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.

“That guys an Ethan Carter for sure”

by Zabybabys June 17, 2022

Jimmy Carter

In Simpsons, history's greatest monster

Mayor: i give you the statue of Jimmy Carter
Guy 1: oh come on
Guy 2: HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER

by SenaIsHere January 13, 2021

carter dahl

A weird man who wears hats inside. He is a cool guy but he just… likes wearing hats.

Oh my goodness Carter Dahl is wearing a hat inside again.

by MrGuy69478 March 30, 2023

Carter

Carter is either a skinny legend or a big boi, no in-between. He is soft-hearted and sensitive, but does his best to hide it. He is a goofy goober with his bros, and a romantic with his hos. He has a soft, feminine side that is repressed by society, but that does not invalidate his extremely masculine side. He has a damaged self-esteem, but in reality, he has no reason to be. He is literally an angel sent by God.

“I sent him flowers and he put them in a vase!”

“I love that. He’s such a Carter.”

by LostAquarian May 25, 2020

carter peeelawn

he is weird like an orange chicken nugget

who is carter peeelawn????
he's that one chicken nugget

by anonymous December 14, 2021