Under The Carpet Homie

The closest of friends. Someone who would sleep under the carpet with you when you had no blanket.
by Nut guy June 04, 2020
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Aladdins Magic Carpet

When you shove 100 dollar bills up someones ass and they fart them out and make them fly like Aladdins magic carpet.
Bro, the other night we got some strippers and had them Aladdins Magic Carpet through the living room
by DiamondX November 21, 2014
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Oroville Carpet Stain

The Oroville Carpet Stain is where you blow a load in a girls hair and proceed to give her a nuggie, rubbing in the load.
After coitus, she begged for the Oroville Carpet Stain.
by Filippemo Kid December 11, 2016
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mad cat on carpet

Extreme traction or having lots of grip. Common lingo among gear heads.
Bro, your MX-5 handles like a mad cat on carpet!
by David H Toppston May 20, 2007
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carpet hair

a person of african ancestry. black skin, wide nose, thick lips and when their frizzy hair is short enough, it feels like carpet to touch.

can also be known as shitskin, tar baby, inkface and thicklips.
Daniel: "Touch Ashleys hair, it feels like carpet."

Jesse: "I want to rub my ball sack on his his 'carpet hair'."
by uwjshdysbsbhgd October 09, 2008
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scallywag/carpet-bagger

During reconstruction after the civil war in the southern U.S. there were notherners who came down who were called scallywags and carpet baggers. The word scallywag meant troublemaker and carpet-bagger was an allusion to the bags carried by the norther buisness men who came just to profit. The use of both of these terms was in effect of any person seen as one of these type of people, regardless of race.
I learned about people who former confederate supporters reffered to as scallywags and carpet-baggers in My U.S. history class in 11th grade when the unit vocabulary was being discussed.
by Light Joker June 15, 2004
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carpet burn pussy

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.
"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"
by fatassskellyprice January 11, 2021
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