Chili con Carne

When you orgasm really hard and end up farting during climax.

I just wanked so hard I chili con carne'd

by spicybeefgasm September 3, 2016

Carney

A form of human that is unaffected by any sort of spear/bullet. This is a rare human being, but if you can find one, cut off the left big toe! It will bring you good luck for ever and ever, and give you 5 minutes of invulnerabilty at any time u need. One of several ways to spot a carney is to look for the tiny penis bouncing around between its legs, with a wild Rachel chasing it.

I wish my Carney toe would have came with 6 minutes of invulnerability

by Casey Hungsowell April 7, 2007

The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.

Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!

by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008

Carnival Ride

Having sex with someone that is so far from being a virgin... that a large amount of STD's wouldn't surprise you

Man, she was a toal carnival ride, cheap dirty, and makes you sick the next day!

by Lisa Loeb November 15, 2007

dark carnival

The Dark Carnival is GOD that ICP preaches about becuase it is the only way to get punks and ppl who otherwise whould not here the message of the holy spirt to them. DARK CARNIVAL FOR LIFE!!

When we speak of Shngri-La what you think we mean, truth is we follow GOD, we've always been behind him. The Carnival is GOD and may all juggalos find him

by Babylette March 28, 2004

Carnie

Slang for people who eat meat. Short for carnivore. Often used in the veggie community.

I used to be a carnie, but now I'm a veggie.

by pseudonymistaken April 12, 2014

Carnie

Carnie- A word used to describe an abnormally short person also known as circus folk and are usually eaten by large people. Carnies are very cool and are better than you mother fuckers

Rheanne is a carnie
or
(as Mike would say)
Go back to the circus tent you carnie!

by Carnieclockwatcher June 30, 2005