The perfect male specimen. He's smart, funny, charming and quite the sexual deviant. Carlo will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls. Carlo's sense of character is very keen. Carlo spends most of his life making others happy, forgetting about his own happiness. Carlo will treat the RIGHT woman as if she's the only one to exist. He's very loving and craves the satisfaction of his woman. If you ever find a Carlo, keep him, as there is no other man that can compare.
by fckymother November 21, 2021
Get the Carlomug. by Bekahblades November 23, 2021
Get the Carlomug. Someone that makes fun of people looking at what their name means . Also can swap a motor out of any Honda using Walmart brand tools . Sunsets ohhh he posts sunsets btw.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Carlosmug. Carlos is a half Latino and half European with beautiful eyes and the best fragrances. His fragrance makes the girls go crazy in love and his fragrance is not the only thing the girls are crazy for the girl live for his gigantic cock they wanna lick it so bad. Carlos can make 20 girls squirt and wet in 16 seconds. All the girls wanna suck Carlos’s dick and his drool all over juicy balls by the way girls start taking note he loves to be crushed by big thighs and sweaty feets
by <+|CARNE|+> February 28, 2024
Get the Carlos Arne Gravdehaugmug. He changes your world swoops in with the kindest heart. Makes you feel things you've never felt before . Introduces you to "bumpin uglies". Sings to you while looking in your eyes and holding your hand. Nobody understands the most unstoppable connection he has with this random girl. He worked with her brother and was scared to leave her bedroom after spending the night with her. But they fell hard and fast in love. You enjoy the same music, hobbies and friends. He let's you see his soul. He's extremely loving and makes you laugh all the time. He claims to be better at fishing (annoyingly is) He takes pride in helping others and doing nice things. He eats chips loudly while your napping nut hives the best foot and leg massages. He feeds your dog a $30 bag of beef Jerry cuz he loves animals. The moments you share are unforgettable. He wraps himself around our and always has a leg on your bladder. He might nsje you stop to give him live while doing laundry or other household chores. He looks super sexy while skating or chopping firewood. He loves cooking with lots of spices (roasted red pepper) hs takes too much pride in growing grass from seed and leaves the shower running forever. He's grown and become the strongest person I know. You feel lucky go once habe felt his love and can be proud and happy for him now.
Carlos, is that your Mexican friend?
by Sagingonelifeatatime July 1, 2021
Get the Carlosmug. Is normally a 17 year-old male this word is derogatory and often used to define a dude who id very homosexual and posseses a 1/2 inch penis this person is very annoying and may be a pisces he deserves nothing more than hell he will let everything get to their heads and become very fixated on anything that boosts his ego, this person has never touched a woman in his life and if he ever did he would cum just by seeing her take off her bra.
by 69ANTONIO69 September 27, 2023
Get the Carlosmug. 1. Don't Be a Carlos refers to never being able to retain or collect all the information necessary. Usually asking questions that do not relate to anything being discussed.
2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.
3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.
2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.
3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.
Lt.: "What's the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?" Carlos: “Don't be a Carlos. It changed my life."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."
by NOWAKOWJ June 1, 2022
Get the Don't Be a Carlosmug.