Coupla

A couple of.

“Deez was looking for you”
“Who’s deez”
“Deez Shelia, an African-American gentlemen. He said you went to preschool together. He said you went to Coupla”
“Which school is Coupla?”
“Coupla balls in yo mouth stupid ass nigga”

by Bruh irony moment April 29, 2021

Food Couponiac

A person who is manic about using coupons for the most possible number of everyday food purchases as possible. Chances are that if you want to do anything involving eating and the exchange of money, a food couponiac has a way to do it for less. A good way to identify a food couponiac is if this person has not only told you about how and when to find the ‘best deals,’ but will also attempt to get you to sign up at some obscure coupon site in the hopes that they might get some kind of bonus ‘referral’ coupon. Depending on how you value your time, there is a fine line between the money saved by using these coupons, and the time spent waiting for the food couponiac to find the appropriate coupon for the next act of consumption. While you may want to eat at a specific place, ‘Option A,’ if the food couponiac doesn’t have a deal for that place, they will insist on going to a place where they can use one of their most prized possessions instead, ‘Option B.’

I was in the mood for Mexican food for lunch, but Jonathan, being the food couponiac he is, could only find a coupon for a Thai place, so of course we went there. If only I'd signed up at the site he told me about, I might have had my own coupon for the place I actually wanted to eat at.

by ClarkerD April 19, 2012

unconscious coupling

To go out, drink yourself into oblivion, then end up getting it on with someone without any recollection of how it all happened.

After the divorce, Chris went out, drank a litre of vodka and woke up, hungover, in a strange house with a naked woman. He'd clearly been unconscious coupling again.

by TheLittleBear May 14, 2014

clipping coupons

Code word for having cyber sex.

I was clipping coupons with a hot girl on Skype last night!

by jessielou910 April 3, 2016

office couple

Two people who work together and have sexual tension so thick that everyone can feel it. They use any excuse to flirt and chat at the office, but one or both are married to other people. It can make work functions a bit uncomfortable when the spouses attend.

I can't tell if they're just an office couple or are truly having an affair.

by Trapezeus August 10, 2017

vsco couple

A vsco girl that has a vsco boyfriend and vice versa.

Wow, you make such a good vsco couple with him!

by Nexyrfsam October 23, 2019

10-4 couple

10-4 Couples where one person is hot and the other is not

Bill Did you see Megan is now a part of a 10-4 couple? Tim That old, pudgy guy must have serious bank to get that Hottie

by rnnrdad December 28, 2021