congrations

the word used when you are trying to congratulate your english teacher for getting teacher of the year. then when you try to write congratulations on her cookie cake, you leave out a couple letters. you tell people congratulations wouldnt fit so you made up a new word in order to save face :

I wrote congrations on Mrs. Aker's cookie cake because congratulations wouldnt fit.

by ahart14 March 9, 2010

congiculating

To be thinking or what you are thiniking about

That's not what I was Congiculating

by Uncle Cheezy December 19, 2004

Congriserations

A term used when you're not sure whether to congratulate or commiserate.

Congriserations on your election to city council.

by IvoryInanity April 11, 2009

CONGRAJUMUTHAFUCKINLATIONS

A sarcastic way of say congratulations. It's like saying "okay congrats, but I could really give a shit or care less."

1. THEM: "I just bought 2 arizonas!"
ME: "CONGRAJUMUTHAFUCKINLATIONS"

2. "I was the only one to get that question
right!"...."CONGRAJUMUTHAFUCKINLATIONS"

by weduecrack719 October 7, 2010

Counciltucky Congo

The act of multiple men engaging in anal sex while dancing the Congo.

Hey Gabe, are you going to that party this weekend in Council Bluffs I heard there doing the Counciltucky Congo?

by Congressman Lee Terry September 25, 2014

conglomerate

A wad of toilet paper loosely held together by freshly ejaculated semen.

The global media conglomerate, News Corp.

by SGT_R_LEE January 6, 2005

Congressional

Congressional Country Club Swimming is back in 'A' there to stay... Whoot Whoot! Yah Congo one day we will go back to old times and BeAt Kenwood!

duh... Congo is the best... no doubt...

by Maddie... you must be straight trippin... December 5, 2004