Columbian Cumfart

When i guy blows cocaine through a straw in a girls asshole, then gives her an anal creampie, waits for the girl to make a cumfart bubble and let it pop on your face to get high.

I got tired of just snorting lines off of strippers asses so I made her do a Columbian Cumfart! It was awesome but I think i have pink eye....

Columbian Cumfart by Winterfart69 November 23, 2019

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Columbian White

When one takes dried semen, crushes it up like cocaine and snorts it.

Man, did you see that porno where the step-mom is addicted to doing Columbian White lines from her "step don't?

Columbian White by Birdie7185 February 10, 2020

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columbian facemask

When a man ejaculates on someone's face, and uses a pad to rub in the ejaculate in to the other party's face, usually with a cloth or tissue, however any soft pad would be sufficient

"This Columbian chick wanted me to cum on her face and rub it into her skin."

"That's why they call it a Columbian facemask!"

columbian facemask by Benjamin Moore md July 13, 2020

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columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

columbian eskimo by Torikattt July 28, 2020