Human Cloud

Is a dude wearing a muscle shirt at the gym who has lifted so freakin' much that his whole upper body looks like a cartoon cloud.

Kristen: "OMG, check out that human cloud on the bicep machine"

Suzy: "Whoa! Looks like the Michelin Man; I'm kinda into it...you?"

Kristen: "Seriously? I don't mind some puff on top, but clouds like him can't make it rain where it counts...if you know what I mean."

by Charlottecinnos January 29, 2014

white cloud

Process of inhaling a coke fart out of an anus, after being administered from the mouth through a straw.

I took the biggest white cloud out of that strippers ass last night!

by J-Speezy January 5, 2018

Driving into a cloud

1. The phrase one uses when one desires to escape a commitment without hurting the other parties feelings.
WARNING: May be taken as joke. Prepare alternate excuse as back up (see seven disc CD changer, or attack by pants).
CAUTION: Do NOT attempt to drive into a could unless you have an airplane.

Sorry, Adriane, I can't go geocaching with you today. I'm driving into a cloud.

by CrimeFightingTaskForce November 23, 2011

cancer cloud

-A bad-smelling cloud of cigarette smoke.

Yolanda- I was leaving the bar last night and I walked through a nasty-ass cancer cloud!
Tim- Oh snap!

by omglazergun March 16, 2008

Vagina Cloud

When a woman with a smelly vagina leaves a bathroom stall and you can still smell her vagina in the air after you enter the stall after her.

Jesus! I just got smacked in the face by Kranthi's vagina cloud.

by thatguy669 February 7, 2014

white cloud cum

When you cum and there's little white clouds In your load

Damn dude, last night I showed my girlfriend some white cloud cum!

by SecretServixMann July 10, 2017

Beef Cloud

Another term for a queef.

Me: Oops, I just did a beef cloud

by RhiRhi88 February 9, 2018