The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.
by David Lewis December 29, 2003
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Tagged "capitalistic" because the people who grow this shit only do it for the money, and usually mix up the weed with toxic shit to give the weed more volume (thus increasing profit for the same amount of weed). Usually found in the Middle East and England, very uncommon in North America (U.S. and Canada, land of the dank kush).
Tagged "capitalistic" because the people who grow this shit only do it for the money, and usually mix up the weed with toxic shit to give the weed more volume (thus increasing profit for the same amount of weed). Usually found in the Middle East and England, very uncommon in North America (U.S. and Canada, land of the dank kush).
People used to sell drugs for the sole purpose turning people on to psychedelia. Now everybody wants to earn as much as possible, and don't give a twat about the smokers' health, only about their profit and bullshit. Fucking capitalistic weed.
by Dude of Life June 24, 2008
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noun: a modern day superhero. on the surface he looks like a clean-shaven, well kept gentleman. but really.... he's the sole force against evil in this hostile world. he's 100% man, and 10% briefcase. his briefcase is composed out of the hides of baby manatees and the tail fin of a basking shark, which he killed with his icy gaze. no one is sure of the contents of the briefcase, but several have tried to find out; unfortunately they failed, resulting in horrible deaths. it is known that Captain Briefcase lives in a doorless house with no windows; he simply walks through the walls to get inside. the only contents of his house are a sharp razor, a change of basketball shorts, and small white t-shirts. this guy is so intense, he killed two stones with one briefcase.
taylor: goddam, psychology is sooooo boring!
mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.
marc: i cant even stay awake...
*Captain Briefcase enters the room*
taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!
*everyone is turned to stone*
mike: seriously, i wish something cool would happen today.
marc: i cant even stay awake...
*Captain Briefcase enters the room*
taylor, mike, and marc: OH FUCK!
*everyone is turned to stone*
by the storm drains May 18, 2009
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1 - "Captain Trips killed almost all of America"; 2 - "Man, last night I was so high I woke up this morning next to Captain Trips!"
by A. Surge January 14, 2004
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by Rez August 29, 2003
Get the captain caveman mug.ass per capita can be defined as an area be it a big city or a small town which has more hot looking women than anywhere you have been.
Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.
by pantyteamaster October 17, 2010
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by Jonny Saunders April 3, 2007
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