button masher

Used to describe something you just can't wrap your head around.

Yeah, I don't know how to answer that. It's a real button masher.

by Unicorn Boots April 5, 2009

Hot button

The clitoris

Bill: hey girl can I press your hot button?
Lexi: oh bill yes you can touch my hot button

by Sk8rboi6969 March 17, 2018

goose button

a clever term used to describe those who beleive they are always right. also can be used to describe a significantly smelling excretion from a male goose

Gee alyssa, that richard is a real goose button!

by yoyoyo17 April 6, 2009

Helen Buttons

Someone who forgets everything but is still really cool.

Toby: Oh shit where are my keys?

Moby: Dude! You're such a Helen Buttons!

by Bobkatlolz May 4, 2009

Getting Buttoned

Getting Buttoned: Getting buttoned means you were sent to voicemail after someone saw you were calling. They pressed the end call, or the ignore button on their phone to avoid talking to you.

1. An't that a bitch my brother just buttoned me...and his inbox is full I can't even leave him a message. There is nothing worse than getting buttoned by my own brother.

2. Yo I called that ho we met at the mall and she buttoned me... how am I going to get dat ass if she keeps buttoning me?

by Killentime January 22, 2011

Benjamin Buttoned

When a young person is shunned and rejected because of their classic interests. Music, Movies, etc. Like Benjamin Button was because of his disgusting appearance at first.

Jock 1- Dude, Dante likes Frank Sinatra AND Marx Brothers movies

Jock 2- Lets give him a good ol' lynchin and make him show us his dick but call him gay for it

Jock 1- He's so Benjamin Buttoned

by mophead1 August 11, 2010

thirteenth button

Old military training film euphemism for a condom.

Don't forget to button your thirteenth button when on shore leave.

by G D Hetz November 12, 2007