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Bowling Ball Present 

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.
From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.
Bowling Ball Present by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005
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Jim Bowen Syndrome 

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.
Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...
Jim Bowen Syndrome by Jonny December 26, 2008

moose bowl 

A well mixed concoction for regrettable decisions and an almost surefire recipe for disaster
Tonight’s gonna be a moose bowl!
moose bowl by rockaedward February 11, 2018

Canadian Bowling Ball

When you stick your pointer and middle finger in a girl's pussy and your thumb in her ass and try to throw her like a bowling ball.
Man, me and my girl tried the Canadian bowling ball last night and now I have two broken fingers.
Canadian Bowling Ball by anonymous January 10, 2019

jamie campbell bower 

Jamie Campbell Bower is one sexy british motherfucker who has played in Harry Potter, Twilight (unfortunately) and the Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones. He is so sexy that when you look at him you die of the sexiness. He has a sexy nose ring as well. He is also a Burberry model and a musician. He is very talented.
Have you seen Jamie Campbell Bower in TMI: city of bones?
YES he looks just like an angel

Bowser-Bod 

Chunky dude with suave hair and thick thighs resembling that of the titular character Bowser from hit video game Bowser's Dog Dick Revenge

A preferable body type lusted over by many gays
Also the the main selling point of many Bowsersexuals
That guy has a total Bowser-Bod, look at that hair and those thighs, mmm meaty...