board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon

by Sexydimma January 11, 2015

boardhead

A boardhead is a person who is a fanatical participant in a board sport such as; sailboarding (windsurfing), snowboarding, surfing, skateboarding, kiteboarding. Used to describe someone who can think of little else than the board sport they participate in. Original first use in the 1980's to describe fanatical sailboarders at the Columbia River Gorge, a river and canyon that forms the border between the states of Washington and Oregon.

John didn't show up for work again because he is windsurfing, he is such a boardhead.

by Krakski November 19, 2015

bocardi

One who lacks testicular size. Has a chode who struggles for blood flow. Is usually lotioned near the anal cavity.

His asshole is dripping with lotion. Must be a Bocardi. Probably Brando Bocardi.

by Rheem Man May 25, 2016

Boards

Hip slang for the night club Billboards.

Dude are we hitting up Boards tonight or what?

by keachy December 13, 2016

Bobtard

A lazy person that still sucks his mother's breast . Thinks money is king . As very small penis

Immortal is a bobtard

by Boshed August 9, 2017

boardsplaining

When your Board of Directors tells you something you should be doing for your company that is either completely wrong, completely impossible, or completely obvious.

The board member was boardsplaining to the Director of Engineering that if she hired more engineers, more work would get done.

by lynnepig July 26, 2018

Bostard Time

It's Bo's timezone. Bo Standard Time
It works for him and that's all that matters.

Tile is changed at 3pm Bostard Time

by EsamTeg February 11, 2021