Boogers

A girlfriend who is a bit too keen, usually demonstrated through turning up unannounced, calling too often or discussing marriage too early in a relationship.

Derived from erstwhile West Ham footballer "Mad Marco Boogers".

I started seeing this new bird but i think she is a bit Boogers.

by the_badger July 2, 2009

boogen

A sockpuppet of a monster with tenticals that makes ridiculous roaring noises that "bwaaaggghhh"

An annoying person such a Kevin Ridgway who is a huge FAGGOT AH KEVIN GAHBAHAH

"Dude that boogen was huge"
God Keving, your so gay, stop being such a boogen blood"

by Warren November 17, 2004

boogerhead

A terrible word for a young child to say, which is worse than the expletive F bomb, according to some.

Child to Mother: You're a boogerhead.
Child to Father: F Bomb. F Bomb.
Mother to Father: Boogerhead is worse than F Bomb.

by Boogerhead07 September 21, 2010

Booger Leaf

A tiny booger that hangs in the middle of your nostril.

Dude you gotta get rid of that booger leaf in your nose!

by Lolo J. February 19, 2008

Boogermeow

The sound your nose makes when you're lying down and breathing in, and you mistake it for a cat.

My roommate has cats, but I ALWAYS keep my door closed to keep them out. Then, one morning, I woke up to the sound of a cat really, REALLY close to me. I looked around, but found one not; Upon further investigation, I realized that it was, in fact, a boogermeow.

by StevTaal May 10, 2010

Booger Troll

An overweight/obese woman that is desperate for sex. Usually has many guys that use her as a fuck buddy but will never take her out on dates or will never be exposed in public with her.

That chick had phone sex with me last night. Yeah one night I was drunk and I did that with her too. Dont give her too much attention shes just a Booger Troll.

by Anonymous345345345 March 20, 2011

BOOGER LUBER

1. covering your dick in nasal mucus and shoving it in a person's(preferably a sluts or a lesbian(s) ) anus, vagina or mouth. then after the bang bang occurs. the penetrator(he(or she)who penetrates) sucks out the mixture of, snot and(depending on what hole they plug)semen, feces, urine, female ejaculate, saliva with whatever he can use( straw, lips, one of those ear wax removers that uses suction, silly straw. etc.), gargles with it, then spits in in their lovers face as a final disgusting finish. Usually used when performer has cold or flu, and no lubricant

Slut - Oh, please do me Adam, i want you're sizzling cinnamon stick inside my honeypot, please fill me up
Sick lover- i can't I'm sick with the cold, besides I have no lubricant to massage your sweet pea into orgasmic bliss
slut- Just cough some phlegm into your hands, slap it on your hairy hard throbber, slide it up my whisker biscuit when your done and slowly start up until you reach the speed of a train. Then when your done, suck it up with a silly straw, then swish it between your teeth then spit on my big heavy chest
sick lover-Fuck yeah! But what is it called?
slut- a booger luber
sick lover- fuck yes

by cockslap#1bitches December 17, 2014