boardhead

A boardhead is a person who is a fanatical participant in a board sport such as; sailboarding (windsurfing), snowboarding, surfing, skateboarding, kiteboarding. Used to describe someone who can think of little else than the board sport they participate in. Original first use in the 1980's to describe fanatical sailboarders at the Columbia River Gorge, a river and canyon that forms the border between the states of Washington and Oregon.

John didn't show up for work again because he is windsurfing, he is such a boardhead.

by Krakski November 19, 2015

Boards

Hip slang for the night club Billboards.

Dude are we hitting up Boards tonight or what?

by keachy December 13, 2016

boarus

Tall, lanky, stupid, strong, white, blonde boi. Has the intelligence of a three year old, but claims to be smarter than a 5th grader. He will never fail to disappoint. He loves big boobs and reading porn. Faster than a cheeta both in and out of the bedroom. Flirts with every girl he sees, but never gets any. Appears to have many friends, but in all reality no one likes him.

Jaden: Boarus is so stupid.
Chandler: Yeah Boarus thinks I am his friend.
Jaden: I know did you see Boarus try to grab that girl's big boobs?
Chandler: Yes, Boarus still did not get any.
Jaden: At least Boarus still can read porn.

by Cooter Matteis May 6, 2018

boardsplaining

When your Board of Directors tells you something you should be doing for your company that is either completely wrong, completely impossible, or completely obvious.

The board member was boardsplaining to the Director of Engineering that if she hired more engineers, more work would get done.

by lynnepig July 26, 2018

Boardzypilled

A person who buys the products recommend by American tech reviewer boardzy.

You are based and boardzypilled

by Bubblebee48 August 12, 2021

boardmasters

A festival that takes place in Cornwall, England. It’s famous for its chill surfing vibes and attracts an abundance of private schoolers. Often abbreviated to “ boardies “

“ rah are you going to boardmasters this year”

“ obviously, I heard Dizzee Rascal is playing “

by raveaolifrogger September 22, 2021

Boarri

Boarri is the name given to the son of the Sapmi Sun god. He is usually a huge white man with a dark beard, he also has the ability to change gender.

"Oh damn, Boarri just got raped to death by Nsame!"

by Sameleirenlover January 18, 2023