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lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.
"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."
by whiskeyish February 22, 2010
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stupid fucking bitch

worse than a bitch, and a stupid person,

because their stupidity and bitchy-ness fills you up with enough fury to combine both words with "fucking"

Usually a slut.
Wow, look at the stupid fucking bitch, sucking my boyfriends dick.
by nothingswhatitseems August 9, 2012
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bitch drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.
Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.
by Allison January 4, 2005
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bitch shut the heck up day

Bitch shut the heck up day is a holiday on January 21st in which users change their profile picture to an image or braixen saying "bitch shut the heck up"
It's bitch shut the heck up day pls repost to spread awareness
by ghhhhghhgh January 21, 2018
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bitch hermit

Someone who never leaves their house except for from 3AM-7AM.
I am not a bitch hermit, I don't come outside even in the middle of the night
by Dan October 11, 2004
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Bitch Mother

Bitch Mothers live to ruin your life. They yell in your ear so loud over small things, always compare you to other kids, and never let you go out because they think you are still too young.
Bitch Mother sees her kid watching an awesome horror movie...
Bitch Mother: TURN THAT DAMN THING OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS TOO FUCKING VIOLENT!!!!
PS: Dads can act like Bitch Mothers too. Usually mothers have this attitude.
by AdomC March 27, 2015
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bitch nigga syndrome

When someone is being a real bitch nigga
Tyler is being a real bitch nigga. He must have bitch nigga syndrome
by Thicc Nigga Jeb July 28, 2018
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