rat bastard 

an completely wretched and despised person

Get off my case you rat bastard.

rat bastard by Light Joker November 15, 2004

Goat Bastard 

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks

Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard

Goat Bastard by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009

shiftless bastard 

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.

Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!

shiftless bastard by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012

Lucky Bastard

He`s luckiest man in the world for having such an amazing girlfriend that loves him with all her heart!

That Lucky Bastard's Marianne's boyfriend.

Lucky Bastard by dovepeach February 20, 2011

Sick Bastard

Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.

"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."

Sick Bastard by Maven April 15, 2004

stealthy bastard 

One who displays a level of stealth unlike any other

Because of their consistent display of stealthiness everyday, Ellie and Linsday are considered the premiere Stealthy Bastards.

stealthy bastard by The original stealth May 23, 2009

Nosey Bastard

A Nosey Bastard is far nosey-er than just your regular Bastard. A Nosey Bastard can typically be found asking what kind of psycotherapologist you will be seeing this weekend, attempting to figure out your relationship status, and trying to comprehend non-binary people. They just need to know everything about everything, and no longer get invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

*They are typically old and may remind you of a certain Boomer.
**Not to be confused with Nastard (Nasty Bastard).

Nosey Bastard> ArE yOu A gIrL oR a GuY???? I cAn'T tElL BeCaUsE oF yOuR sIsSy HaIrCuT!!!!!
Non-binary person> I'm a human. What does it matter anyway?
Nosey Bastard> nO, bUt WhAt Do YoU hAvE iN yOuR pAnTs?????
Non-binary person> Oi, don't be such a bloody Nosey Bastard.

Nosey Bastard by mhm_yeah_nah February 26, 2020