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Balloon’s Head Disease

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.
by Sonar System September 15, 2023
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coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.
Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag
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knotted balloon

The skin area that surround the actual butthole. Usually it is contracted but can expand if poop comes out or something is inserted. The pleasure sensation depends on the individual.
Dude I stuck a Alaskan dildo in by butt and my knotted balloon held it tight.
by Really real dude November 20, 2010
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Water Ballooned

The act of urinating during anal sex. Like filling a balloon with a garden hose.
"I picked up this chick from the bar and I totally water ballooned her by accident!"
by Bottle Blondy May 19, 2013
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Water Balloon

Trumps everything thrown in Paper, Rock, Scissors, and therefore, life. Seen on the TV show "Friends".
Phoebe: Scissors beats Paper.
Joey: Fire burns paper.
Phoebe: Water balloon.
by RansomedStallion March 9, 2015
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Water Ballooned

When you wrap up and, mid smash, wait to get just soft enough to piss into the condom. Fill it up. Slyly withdrawal, pinching and tying off the "balloon". Run.
Ah shit man, I dont think I'm coming to the party.

Why not?

I water ballooned Marika last weekend, not sure if she ever got it out after. Either way, she's gonna be pissed.
by party on April 3, 2015
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banana balloon

When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest
Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened

* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
by EmiiLikesCats May 24, 2016
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