text buddy

A person you can text no matter what
It doesn't matter if you/they are single you stay text buddies forever

Usually you talk to them mainly about sexual situations

A: Why were you talking to this T-I-M-O about dogs having AIDS?
B: Oh, he's my text buddy, we can talk about anything.

by crazeeeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2009

the buddy system

A system used against your friends whenever you need them to do something they refuse to do. Often used as a last resort of begging.

Usually applies to the "You help me, I help you" or the "Because we're buddies, you should totally do this for me" sayings.

Jen: "No tom, I will not have sex with you!"
Tom: "But Jen! What about the buddy system?!"
Jen: "...Alright, fine -_-"

by AnnieCanwanie January 25, 2011

buddy love

When two male friends are very close, usually best friends. Characterized by constant arguing or bickering, frequent public humiliation, and excessive physical abuse. Often referred to as brotherly love. Many women may decide to call them gay. Other guys will call them gay by mandate, but will still act the same when with their respective buddies.

Brian and Paul are always beating the crap out of each other, must be buddy love.

by Brian A. G. December 28, 2007

fuck buddy

a special friend that you fuck.

would you like to be my fuck buddy

:)

by ONE COOL BIITCH April 12, 2006

buddy list

A list of friends on the computer. Only limited to 200 friends, you can stalk people as you please.

That slut from school who likes my boyfriend is on my buddy list.

by uh alright May 1, 2005

buddy

a douchebag, asshole, or someone else that annoys you/gets on your nerves. Usually another driver on the road.

"Move it, buddy!"

by timmytt November 22, 2010

buddyro

A colloquial saying among Southern White working-class men, usually denoting a friend or close compatriot.

My buddyro and me done found us a Jew on the roof.

by Il Duce December 23, 2003