Revenge is a dish best served cold

Old saying from the Mafiosi in Sicily. Tells that the best payback is the one that comes with planning, and that brings the most horrendous pain to your enemies when they are not expecting and are just enjoying the fruits of all the dishonor they brought upon you. One must wait so he can really inflict pain to those who wronged him. Careful planing is necessary so your enemies will suffer terribly, but you won't be harmed by the Law or by your enemies' allies.

"After cutting the guy's arms with the chainsaw and throwing to the sharks, Joe tells him: 'La vendetta es una minestra che se mangia fredda, my friend, or Revenge is a dish best served cold. That bitch thought she would be happy with her HS sweetheart after stealing my money and send me to jail? Now she is going to know the pain of lose everything she loves...' He then pulls his Beretta and shoots the guy in the head"

by Don Materazzi March 20, 2009

best friends

Words uttered by a girl to break the heart of a guy who is in love with her.

Things seemed to be going well with Tina, then she told me she was glad we were best friends. I went home and cried, then jerked off to porno, then cried some more.

by Chintz February 11, 2007

best friend in law

The best friend of your spouse.

My wife's best friend Karisti is my best friend in law.

by jd999 September 12, 2009

teh best stuffs

Misspelling of "The best stuffs"; meant to be a generic term for anything worth viewing.

I just saw this PLA website. It has teh best stuffs!

by Vash Westland October 18, 2003

The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

Best Friend Sexual Relationship(BFSR)

When you are really close friends with someone and you guys have the same benefits as a FWB relationship. The reason why this relationship is different then a FWB is because the two of you do HAVE an emotional connection as well and physical yet dont wanna be in a commited relationship together. although you are commited as friends. Just not as partners.

also when your in this kind of relationship its rare if other people know about it.

WORNING! because you guys are such close friends there is a huge possiblity that one or the other will want a commited relationship.

EXAMPLE:

In the car coming back from SEA WORLD (after dropping off other peoples IDK)

FRIEND1(female): man that was a ton of fun we should do that again, you should have seen the look on your face >.< when you got soaked on that ride! *LMAFO*

FRIEND2(male): OH! get off it! you should have seen the look on your face, you looked like your head was about to be chopped off or something!

FRIEND2 PULLS TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

FRIEND1:hello dont tell me you forgot where my house is ;

FRIEND2: no....i just feel like kissing you.

KISSING INTHE CAR ^-^ YUPYUP hence Best Friend Sexual Relationship(BFSR)

by rinnua July 5, 2011

Bested

1: To be owned like a little school girl, preferably on your own host (see halo the game)
2: To be taken advantage of

1:You got bested on your own host? tsk tsk...
2:
Nikkah 1:Damn bro i got bested down at the dollar store today, that nikkah charged me $1.07 with tax
Nikkah 2:what da hell is dis tax shit?

by JeffGodofALL August 16, 2004